The Closer...or "the Johnny?"

First of all, before I even get onto the subject of The Closer (Michelle), I've just gotta say The Mouth (Frank) is just amazing: "The reason why she's a Johnny is coz she's just an annoying person." Ditto, Frank...ditto. Could the woman just smile once throughout the entire show? Would it kill her? She just looked so miserable the entire time. No wonder she quit.

However, this episode was quite unusual - Kinetic, the winning team in episode two were exempt from the challenge in week three, and team Arrow were split in half to duke it out against each other to see who could produce the best L.A. bus tour. Now lets just put it out there: The Closer's bus tour SUCKED! May be The Closer was right when she said "you don't think the same, you're delirious." I know if I was on their bus tour I would have been delerious and would have probably thrown myself off the top deck of the bus half way through that heart-wrenching guide of Hollywood. Saying that, I would have probably lost my hearing on the other tour with The Webhead (James) yelling so damn loud into the microphone, although that tour appeared to be siginifcantly more enjoyable, especially when The Realist (Stefani) took over the mic. She's just real hot. And I may have to disagree with Heidi receiving the title of "The Hottie."

"Well, if our group had heart then we won," said Michelle when the Donald asked her how they did. She knew in her heart that they lost. Did you see The Musician's face (sitting next to Michelle) when she said that. LOOOOOOOOOSERS! Michelle, The Closer (or more like "The Loner"), no one likes you. You're boring, you're fired, and now you can finally take off that stupid bow-tie!


Michelle, obviously being forced against her will in this photo as I detect a slight smile.











On the contraire we have the rather lovely Realist, soon to take Heidi's role as The Hottie of the show, Stefani.